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27 09 2010

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London to Brighton

12 05 2010
Ok, so on Sunday June 20th I’ll be getting up at the ridiculously early time of 4am to get a coach into London and then cycle the 57ish miles from there to Brighton. It’s going to be a long, hard day and all I’m asking form you (the people sat at home doing nothing that day) is to sponsor me a teeny tiny amount of cash which will go towards the British Heart Foundation.
 
http://original.justgiving.com/bennoble
 
Go on. It’ll be the most exercise I’ve had all year!




Blog Entry

17 01 2010
I wanted to write a longer blog entry, but this will have to do…
 
I just found ("re-discovered") a small supply (quite a large cache) of chocolate in my wardrobe. It seems to include a few things from Christmas 2008 and Easter 2009. All of which went off in either April or June 2009. turns out I don’t eat as much chocolate as I used to.
 
Still, I’ve got a box of chocolate eclairs, a tube of smarties and 3 toblerones that need eating up before the end of February. I’ll see what I can do…




Random Update

23 12 2009

So I’m clearly back form my weekend holiday in Barcelona which was pretty good, but several months later it’ll be a little hard to remember all the details. Plus, since this is the last time I’ll be properly on the web this side of Christmas, I thought I’d do a quick update (the iPhone is very good, but writing blog entries on it takes a lot of perseverance).

I’ve now worked for The AA for about 2 months, having made the decision it was time to move on. I’m having fun again, working on a large B2B project with some good people, and I’m particularly loving working in a building that has it’s own restaurant *and* café. However, being stuck in the snow the other night wasn’t particularly fun.

I’m also off the singles market at the moment, dating the wonderful Beth, who probably won’t appreciate her Christmas present as much as I’ll appreciate mine. I’ll make it up to her at some point.

And I suppose that’s about it. If I’d have been blogging properly over the last few months, then someone could probably have made a feature film out of it.

Have a good Christmas, and in case I’m not back to write it before 2010, have a good New Year as well.





Barcelona

12 06 2009

Just wanted to say I’m off to Barcelona so that the last entry on my blog isn’t about "The Friend Zone".

Enjoy the British weather 🙂





The Friend Zone

8 06 2009

Something I came up with in a conversation earlier this evening…

I have a penthouse in the capital city of Friend-land, where everyone gets along. It’s got a fantastic view of the world outside the friend zone, where people are making out with each other and having relationships right in your face. sometimes they broadcast it on TV.

I think about selling the penthouse sometimes, but then I look around and think about what I could be losing, cause on the far side of relationship valley (full of roses and wonderfully starlit evening), I can see the trash-heap of failed romances. 

And the only reason I still think abot it, it because I can also see, in  the far, far distance on top of a hill in the sunny, happy countryside, the house with the nice garden and the kids playing in itm with an old couple sat outside on rocking chairs. And that signifes a relationship gone right.

…It might have been more poetic if I had spell checked it.





The iPhone Developer

25 04 2009
Sometimes the BBC posts things that seem to be there to fill space. My latest example of this is a short video of Rory Cellan-Jones meeting Malcolm Barclay, an iPhone developer. And literally all he does is meet him. There are no serious questions, no hard-hitting journalism, and to those of us that check the Technology section on the BBC fairly regularly (although I admit it’s usually the very last place I bother going) common sense. As an added bonus, replace the word "iPhone" with Windows Mobile OS, Linux os, Nokia phones, Xbox 360 or any other application platform you can think of and the same sentence applies. No matter what you’re talking it about…
"It can be reasonably easy to build an application for the iPhone, but getting it noticed is a different business altogether."




MSDN Events

31 03 2009
There used to be a zillion MSDN events a week, and choosing which ones to go to used to be an agonising decision. Luckily Microsoft UK have made it pretty easy to plan the next few months.
 

Only one upcoming event and it’s online.

 




Longest. Bike Ride. Ever.

22 03 2009
So yesterday (for the first time this year) I dusted off my bike, pumped up the tires and went for a short ride towards town. Nothing too demanding, just a mile or two to the barbers for a haircut. I was a little tired by the time I got to the end of my road (it does involve a fairly long uphill moment) but I did eventually make it. Total distance: 3, maybe 4 miles. I can’t be exact because the battery in the bike computer ran out and I had to cycle back past Asdas to get a new one.
 
That was all a build up to today, where my housemates and I had planned to ride about 6 miles into Sonning, eat lunch and cycle back again. We set off and had a fairly gentle ride down to the Thames, with only minor debates about the route. All fairly easy going and, being a nice day, quite enjoyable so we found ourselves in Sonning in no time at all. It seemed far too early for lunch, so we carried on riding along the river, unwittingly following National Cycle Route 4, which stretches from Fishguard to London, without at any point going through our new intended destination, Henley. This became clear once we’d left the river, passed through Wargrave and gone up several hills, so we stopped and asked for a little help with directions. Continuing on, there were more hills, and another moment of clarity struck when we realised we hadn’t really listened to the directions very well. We ask for more directions from another random walker and we eventually (through sheer luck more than anything else) end up in a pub they’d recommended in Aston (the Flower Pot, if anyone’s interested). Not a great pub, but we still had lunch and drinks before moving onwards and this time downwards, back toward the Thames, arriving at Mill End.
 
Mill End turns out to be further down the river than Henley, which was a great "I told you so" moment for me. Not that it makes a large amount of difference, as we still have to carry on riding. As we get closer to Henley there are gradually more and more people and it turns out that we’re riding alongside the Oxford boat racing team as they thrash Cambridge. It’s an almighty coincidence that we’re cycling through Henley on a Race Day, but at least now I can say I’ve seen one. Didn’t make it any less annoying that we had to get off our bikes to walk through the people that were there.
 
From Henley, it’s simply a matter of following the river back to Reading. There are a few places with "No Cycling" signs, but we only really make a token effort to walk the bikes for a few minutes before starting to ride again. It’s not as if there were going to be "Cycling OK" signs coming up.
 
So, our original planned journey would have been about 12 miles. Our new, random route across Berkshire and Oxfordshire totalled 31.7 miles making it the longest bike ride I think I’ve ever done. Before now, the longest I remember was about 24 miles across Devon, and my longest ride in recent years has merely been to Pangbourne (with a train ride back to Reading and a cycle home from the station) which is about 14 miles. It’s safe to say I am now completely shattered, but at least my body and muscles only hurt when I’m awake.
 




Google Patents

10 03 2009
After failing to get any of my office colleages even vaguely interested (you’d never guess we do a Search thing) I thought I’d quickly blog about Google Patents. It came up as an option in my perfectly ordinary search for an ipod as a way of narrowing my results down, and it was the first time I’d seen anything in that list that wasn’t Web, Images, News or Video.
Ok, so it’s not that great, but I like their front page. It shows a small number of random patents, which at the moment include a Jumping Snail and a Shark Protector Suit. Cool.